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Upcoming Shows

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*Club Dates:

The Merc: Temecula California September 25th

National Lampoon’s The Yellow Door: San Diego California, October 23rd

Filming my Open Bar comedy special: Sarasota Florida, McCurdy’s Comedy Theater, November 17th

*Ship Dates:

  • ​Star of the Seas: Aug 30 – Sep 13, 2026
  • ​Quantum of the Seas: Sep 26 – Oct 4, 2026
  • ​Ovation of the Seas: Oct 9 – Oct 16, 2026
  • ​Legend of the Seas: Oct 27 – Nov 7, 2026
  • ​Star of the Seas: Nov 8 – Nov 15, 2026
  • ​Star of the Seas: Nov 29 – Dec 6, 2026
  • ​Star of the Seas: Dec 20, 2026 – Jan 4, 2027

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*Ship Dates

Odyssey of the Seas: Jan 10 – Jan 18, 2027
Utopia of the Seas: Feb 1 – Feb 12, 2027
Brilliance of the Seas: Feb 19 – Feb 26, 2027
Utopia of the Seas: Mar 1 – Mar 15, 2027
Utopia of the Seas: Mar 29 – Apr 12, 2027
Utopia of the Seas: Apr 26 – May 10, 2027
Wonder of the Seas: May 31 – Jun 14, 2027
Icon of the Seas: Jun 19 – Jul 3, 2027
Icon of the Seas: Jul 17 – Jul 31, 2027
Wonder of the Seas: Aug 6 – Aug 13, 2027
Star of the Seas: Aug 22 – Aug 29, 2027
Utopia of the Seas: Sep 13 – Sep 27, 2027
Utopia of the Seas: Oct 11 – Oct 25, 2027
Utopia of the Seas: Nov 8 – Nov 19, 2027
Star of the Seas: Nov 21 – Nov 28, 2027
Utopia of the Seas: Dec 6 – Dec 13, 2027
Star of the Seas: Dec 19, 2027 – Jan 2, 2028

THE COMEDIAN

May 26, 2023

Who is Rocky Osborn? Currently, Rocky is a CruiseShip Comedic Headliner. When he’s not out making people laugh on the high seas, he is performing at local various clubs around Southern California. As the former owner of ACES Comedy Club and 3rd Street Live in Southern California, Rocky has had the rare opportunity to perform … More THE COMEDIAN

THE MAGICIAN

May 26, 2023

Though Rocky has given up the kid party magic shows from his early years, you can still book him to do walk around close-up magic at adult friendly parties and corporate events. Did you know he can memorize an entire deck of cards in 30 seconds? See this and so much more when you book … More THE MAGICIAN

Rocky is a highly requested comedy headliner onboard Royal Carribean cruise ships. He has been performing stand-up comedy for 34 years and has headlined clubs and military bases all over the U.S. As the former owner of ACES Comedy Club and 3rd Street Live in Southern California, Rocky has had the rare opportunity to perform with some of the comedy greats like, Paul Rodriguez, Chris Kattan (SNL), Gallagher, Michael Winslow (Police Academy), Bobcat Goldthwait, Dustin Diamond, Jamie Kennedy and much more. He has also worked with new popular comics like Taylor Tomlinson, Brad Williams and Drew Lynch to name a few.